Our Valentine's Day collection launches online on January 7th and rolls out in shops starting on the 11th! Try not to get all hot n' bothered. Okay but did lush really think this through? There is gonna be at least one dumbass that tries to use that eggplant bath bomb as a dildo. Horny and alone and desperate to figure out what will get you off?

I remember the first time I stuck something up my vagina. I was 15, and it was a hair brush. I stuck it in, wiggled it around, and I loved it so much that I personified it by naming it Harry the Hairbrush. But thinking back on my solo days with Harry reminds me that I did a lot of things wrong, like not cleaning it yikes and not putting a condom on it.

If the term "homemade sex toy" makes you immediately imagine a trip to the ER, you may be surprised to hear they're not necessarily as questionable as you'd expect. DIY toys can be a great option—especially for women who are hesitant to use or pay for anything mechanical, man-made, or explicitly created for sex play, says Sara Nasserzadeh , Ph. These homemade sex toys are all expert-approved—so you know they're both fun and safe to use. If you want to take your blow job game to a new level, this tool—er, jewel—is for you, says Debra Laino , a sexologist and couples and marriage therapist based in Delaware. Just be sure you actually talk about your desires first.